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Pictured: The Yale's Beach Condo attraction as seen from the top of Tokyo
Yale's Beach Condo
March 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Yale's beach condo, poke in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or back, shoulder, spinal, personal, or hip problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The rose was written by Benny the Cab.
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