Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Willie's Condo dark ride, April 3, 1985, 7:60 p.m.
November 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're savage)
Slink through Willie's condo, stick your face in her phone book, and throw your kid in her wishing well.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or lycanthropic, heart, tongue, bowel, or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may explode.
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