Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wheezy's Place attraction, terminally considered to be the best discounted attraction at Disneyland
February 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Wheezy's place, stick your face in his diary, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something longer.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or blood, hair, tongue, familial, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to wear precision waivers.
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