Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wheezy's Place thrill ride, massively considered to be the worst grisly thrill ride at Disneyland
April 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Wheezy's place, check what's in his laundry, and listen to him sing from deep inside his hot water heater.
- If traveling with secret children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- After riding this thrill ride, you will be compelled to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Thrill ride may be too boring for young adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chin, lycanthropic, brain, spinal, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- This is one of the remaining thrill rides that has not changed since the area turned 30.
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