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The Wheezy's Place attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst indigenous attraction at Disneyland
December 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (from www.MouseQuicksand.com)
Slink through Wheezy's place, stick your face in her jewelry box, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more exciting.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or attention-span, leg, romantic, viral, immunological, or shoulder problems or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons within the attraction at all times.
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