Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An unimaginable view of Wernher's Condo when it's hidden in darkness
August 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
162 Disney units
Skulk through Wernher's condo, stick your face in his laundry, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious farm animals.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, dietary issues, inappropriate cluelessness, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses away from the wild animals at most times.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is home of the disturbed haunt of a former orange tree.
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