Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: A vengeful view of Ward's Place when it's hidden in tarps
May 22, 1966
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Wander through Ward's place, lose yourself in his jewelry box, and throw a penny in his backyard pond.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or finger, chin, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at all times.
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