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Above: Ward's Beach House, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Ward's Beach House
May 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Rating for adults:
Pass through Ward's beach house, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her wishing well.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny makeup or lycanthropic or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from November 10 until perhaps December 27.
- According to scholars, there are few trolls used in this attraction.
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