Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Walt's Place attraction, humanely considered to be the best visible attraction at Disneyland
July 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Walt's place, roll around in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to find this attraction as much as a minute prior to less important people.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from car sickness, weird allergies, goth clothing, blinding perfume, or familial or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
- Make sure to hold your arms and glasses away from the other guests at most times.
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