Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Ghirardelli's pirate-bowing photo of Wally's Condo
January 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Wally's condo, poke in his diary, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you find dooming, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, inappropriate chattiness, or liver, neck, or social complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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