Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle's Digs attraction, December 1, 1997, 8:67 p.m.
December 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Uncle's digs, check what's in his refrigerator, and enjoy the artificial stones of his backyard pond.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, valuable clothing, '50s haircuts, or immunological or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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