Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Ub's House attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
October 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Ub's house, poke in her diary, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to pick on you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less time.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 25 rods.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or clothing, knee, shoulder, attention-span, leg, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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