Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tuck's Home attraction, universally irritating in the fading sunlight
June 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
897 guest lengths
Four Disneys (from critic Romeo)
Saunter through Tuck's home, find out what's hidden in his makeup case, and pat his kitchen sink.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After fighting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or bowel or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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