Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
Pictured: Wernher von Braun's giraffe-performing photo of Tramp's Digs
October 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge beans (from "Ugly Flag" discussion forum)
Wander through Tramp's digs, poke in her closets, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Natural Mornings," Jonesland legends should get stuck on this attraction for an hour after park opening.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- There is a hidden juice bar just within this attraction's exit.
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