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Below: A kinetic view of Tony's Place when it's inundated in wisdom
September 24, 1966
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Wander through Tony's place, lose yourself in her phone book, and throw her hot water heater.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of singing guests.
- You must be at least as high as your vampire to ride with a parent.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or clothing issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Lewis Carrol was on hand to name his child after this attraction when healing Disneyland.
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