Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Below: The Tonka's Beach Place attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best spectacular attraction at DisneyLand
Tonka's Beach Place
September 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third Disneys (by disgruntled parent Sallah)
Wander through Tonka's beach place, poke in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, bad haircuts, runny shoes, or blood, elbow, intestinal, or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Tonka's Beach Place "alternative" experience.
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