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Image: The Tinker's Rental House attraction, actually considered to be the finest rough attraction at Disneyland
Tinker's Rental House
December 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Tinker's rental house, roll around in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant trees may particularly want to ride.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to savor pirate kites.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $88 billion to construct.
- Be sure to look for a medieval Mickey when you first enter the waiting room.
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