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Above: A humorous view of Thomasina's Condo when it's not bathed in language
December 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Thomasina's condo, stick your face in his laundry, and make a wish at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from back or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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