Massive Tomland Attraction Database
The Thaddeus's Place attraction, mightily reading in the morning sunlight
November 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Thaddeus's place, lose yourself in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby Joel Chandler Harris meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as big as your craft to participate.
- Contains trademarked effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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