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Thaddeus's Beach Digs, a favorite attraction of Beast
Thaddeus's Beach Digs
September 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional guests:
Zero and a quarter thumbs down
Walk through Thaddeus's beach digs, stick your face in his diary, and throw a penny in his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to enjoy this attraction before a picnic.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg, intestinal, or immunological complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Historians keep a secret journal in which is listed the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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