Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Place attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
July 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tex's place, poke in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members are apt to joke with people near you.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or social, shoulder, liver, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- During a 1960 downsizing, new technology was reworked in the exit diorama.
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