Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's House attraction, April 3, 2008, 12:10 a.m.
September 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Skulk through Tex's house, roll around in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to lost hair bands.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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