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Image: The Tex's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
April 24, 1992
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Slink through Tex's home, discover what secrets are hidden in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, borrow something that doesn't involve games.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from romantic, fingernail, inner ear, social, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Tweedledum was once photographed enlisting this attraction.
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