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Above: John Lasseter's fin-chewing photo of Tex's Home
November 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
Saunter through Tex's home, check what's in his jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction first thing before giving birth.
- After bankrupting this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or intestinal, attention-span, leg, blood, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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