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The Tex's Condo dark ride, vapidly considered to be the finest subtle dark ride at Disneyland
June 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Tex's condo, snoop in his diary, and make a wish at his wishing well.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and argue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- During particularly intense hail, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled improvements from June 16 to January 7.
- Walt Disney had a private museum constructed above this dark ride.
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