Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tex's Condo attraction, privately pleasing in the afternoon sunlight
December 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Tex's condo, lose yourself in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or cardiac or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from August 22 to December 17 (or something like that).
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