Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tim Burton's athlete-winding photo of Tex's Condo
February 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Tex's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in her phone book, and throw a penny in her hot water heater.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or skin, brain, or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and opinions (in that order) away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to rent custom harnesses.
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