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A hungry view of Tex's Beach Condo when it's not inundated in tarps
Tex's Beach Condo
January 8, 1978
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Saunter through Tex's beach condo, roll around in his oven, and make a wish at his reflecting pool.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or chin or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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