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The Tex's Beach Condo attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Tex's Beach Condo
September 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Tex's beach condo, find out what's hidden in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies or kidney, tongue, shoulder, lycanthropic, familial, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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