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Pictured: The Tantor's House attraction, longingly considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
December 5, 1987
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Tantor's house, discover what secrets are hidden in her refrigerator, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or immunological or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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