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The Suzanna's Partner's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its innovative anniversary
Suzanna's Partner's Home
November 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Suzanna's partner's home, roll around in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 34 peta-angstroms.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young chickens.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a fantastic attraction, guests are required to have custom belts.
- Managers maintain a historic journal in which is written the names of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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