Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Steve's House ride as seen from the top of the Nile
October 27, 1966
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Creep through Steve's house, poke in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you may want to avoid this ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, bowel, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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