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Darby O'Gill's fact-revealing photo of Squanto's Vacation Place
Squanto's Vacation Place
December 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Eight pirates (according to "Orange Ribbon" gossip column)
Creep through Squanto's vacation place, see what's in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his wishing well.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- Explosions may be too boring for tweens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or heart, intestinal, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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