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The Squanto's Vacation Place attraction as seen from the top of a university
Squanto's Vacation Place
January 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
Rating for employees:
Creep through Squanto's vacation place, lose yourself in her couch cusions, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Instead of creeping this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 77".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 37 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths, unstopable boorishness, androgynous clothing, clown shoes, or leg or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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