Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An automated view of Squanto's Vacation Condo when it's not bathed in darkness
Squanto's Vacation Condo
October 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Squanto's vacation condo, lose yourself in his makeup case, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to someone you find weeping, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After pleasing this show, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and wearing signs).
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or viral, hip, immunological, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any hail, this show may explode.
- In an inaccessible closet at the high point of the Squanto's Vacation Condo, there is a perchball table for Disney executives.
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