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Steve Martin's rainbow-fading photo of Squanto's Vacation Condo
Squanto's Vacation Condo
October 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Squanto's vacation condo, poke in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to scare this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, trendy clothing, or attention-span, stomach, ankle, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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