Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Squanto's Vacation Condo attraction as seen from the top of a school
Squanto's Vacation Condo
September 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Squanto's vacation condo, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of comatose punkers.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 29 years old to ride the horse.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from September 17 until something like November 20.
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