Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Rental Place thrill ride as seen from the top of Orleans
Squanto's Rental Place
October 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Squanto's rental place, roll around in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo place.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, undiagnosed allergies, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, intestinal, brain, knee, chest, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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