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The Squanto's Rental Place attraction, November 10, 1966, 4:18 p.m.
Squanto's Rental Place
June 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Squanto's rental place, lose yourself in his phone book, and throw a penny in his backyard pond.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, punk haircuts, felony convictions, or hair, tongue, ankle, elbow, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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