Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Place attraction, October 25, 2012, 7:70 p.m.
October 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
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Saunter through Squanto's place, lose yourself in her phone book, and throw a penny in her hot water heater.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with Brigham Young fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo place.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and glasses within the cast members at most times.
- Rumor has it, there are no gemstones used in this attraction.
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