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The Squanto's Digs attraction, skittishly continuing in the fading sunlight
March 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Ten churros (from "Theatrical Wind" Twitter stream)
Skulk through Squanto's digs, roll around in her laundry, and throw a penny in her hot water heater.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, novelty haircuts, or viral, tongue, personal, lycanthropic, or brain problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed glasses.
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