Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Below: The Squanto's Digs attraction, again considered to be the worst astronomical attraction at DisneyLand
August 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Walk through Squanto's digs, poke in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.