Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Condo attraction at night
April 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Walk through Squanto's condo, poke in his phone book, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Bullseye autograph pavilion.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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