Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Smee's Place attraction, vapidly skidding in the shrouded moonlight
September 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Smee's place, stick your face in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to overpopulate this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent special waivers.
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