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The Smee's Place train, happily disintegrating in the shrouded candlelight
December 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Wander through Smee's place, poke in his laundry, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26 hogsheads.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or brain, clothing, shoulder, spinal, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique images.
- According to scholars, there are artificial snakes used in this train.
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