Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Smee's House attraction, secretly considered to be the finest prominent attraction at Disneyland
August 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're greedy)
Wander through Smee's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains exploding images.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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