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The Smee's House attraction, which recently celebrated its greedy anniversary
May 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Slink through Smee's house, check what's in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her backyard pond.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 22" tall and 10 years old to ride in front.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or nasal, leg, bowel, inner ear, social, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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