Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Smee's House attraction, brightly considered to be the finest loose attraction at Dandy Lines
June 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Smee's house, stick your face in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his water pump.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a functional king.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Smee's House alternative experience.
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