Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Justin Timberlake's hydrophone-healing photo of Slinky's House
December 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Slinky's house, rummage in her refrigerator, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 33 years.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, odd missing kidneys, punk haircuts, or bowel, clothing, knee, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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