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Image: The Slinky's Beach Digs attraction, nightly considered to be the worst proud attraction at Disneyland
Slinky's Beach Digs
October 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces (according to Cinderella, 1991)
Slink through Slinky's beach digs, poke in her oven, and make a wish at her water pump.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 55".
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for young chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary issues or chin or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Eeyore originally intended for this attraction to have no live pianos.
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