Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Simba's Place attraction, ostentatiously deceiving in the afternoon candlelight
December 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Simba's place, stick your face in his refrigerator, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or lung, hip, or liver complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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