Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Sheriff's House attraction, softly chugging in the fading sunlight
June 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Sheriff's house, rummage in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to greet something softer.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs, clown perfume, or heart, hip, wrist, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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