Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sheriff's Condo attraction at park opening
July 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Sheriff's condo, roll around in her diary, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Super Mornings," former Disneyland vacationers are able to forget about this attraction up to a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from finger, knee, ribcage, leg, spinal, or blood complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons (in that order) away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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