Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's House attraction at dusk
January 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Secretariat's house, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, excessive hotness, '80s haircuts, or personal, attention-span, ribcage, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from November 13 to January 25.
- The woods near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
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