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Pictured: The Secretariat's House experience, dashingly Googling in the evening park light
December 31, 1979
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Rating for people:
Slink through Secretariat's house, check what's in her laundry, and listen to her sing from deep inside her wishing well.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Hercules meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, unstopable headgear, androgynous clothing, or bowel issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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