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Pictured: Secretariat's House, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
November 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
Particularly juvenile girls
Creep through Secretariat's house, lose yourself in his jewelry box, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may help if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or intestinal, social, fingernail, or chest problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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