Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Secretariat's Condo ride at midday
May 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Secretariat's condo, roll around in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this ride just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs inside the ride at various times.
- This is the only extant ride in Disneyland where an animatronic Tarzan can be witnessed.
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