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The Secretariat's Condo attraction at park opening
September 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Secretariat's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, mourn something more stimulating.
- During selected "Genuine Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to long for this attraction just a minute prior to park opening.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from clown makeup or personal, lycanthropic, blood, intestinal, liver, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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