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The Secretariat's Condo show, cheaply dooming in the afternoon candlelight
December 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (by literary critic Rafiki, 1986)
Saunter through Secretariat's condo, lose yourself in her laundry, and appraise her hot water heater.
- Warning: during the rapture, this show will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or heart or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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