Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Schweitzer's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
June 2, 1993
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Pass through Schweitzer's place, poke in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his reflecting pool.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction second thing during a snack.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
- It is alledged that Deedle's frozen alien is buried beneath this attraction.
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