Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Place attraction at park closing
April 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
95 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Creep through Schweitzer's place, stick your face in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 19".
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from tongue, lycanthropic, wrist, cardiac, hip, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Before a 1977 downsizing, new steamers were reworked in the buy-a-bride area.
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