Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Schweitzer's Place attraction, neatly considered to be the best lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
June 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're crimson)
Rating for costumed guests:
Seven toons (by www.LillianStories.xxx, 1963)
Skulk through Schweitzer's place, discover what secrets are hidden in his jewelry box, and make a wish at his backyard pond.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and grin.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
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