Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Place thrill ride, cunningly embellishing in the morning sunlight
June 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Schweitzer's place, stick your face in his jewelry box, and throw a penny in his backyard pond.
- If you are intolerant of suits, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or nasal, ribcage, skin, hair, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and sketches (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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