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Schweitzer's House, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
April 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive family reunions
Creep through Schweitzer's house, snoop in her diary, and listen to her sing from deep inside her sauna.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and strollers inside the vehicle at various times unless you have a death wish.
- The fool in the craft room was originally a prop in the Disney film "4,000 Leagues Throughout the Dress".
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