Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's House attraction, immediately annoying in the fading sunlight
January 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 19 minutes by boat)
An estimated eight and a third pixies
Saunter through Schweitzer's house, roll around in his closets, and scrub his kitchen sink.
- Warning: quite small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable headgear, punk haircuts, or kidney, back, social, skin, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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