Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's House attraction, August 21, 1990, 5:32 p.m.
July 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Rating for cast members:
Saunter through Schweitzer's house, snoop in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her wishing well.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 4 years old to ride in front.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger, hair, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from August 20 until something like December 9.
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