Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's House attraction, February 19, 1999, 10:93 p.m.
May 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Schweitzer's house, see what's in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the attraction at significant times.
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