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An infectious view of Schweitzer's House when it's not covered in hunger
July 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction Walts (by Perri)
Skulk through Schweitzer's house, find out what's hidden in his makeup case, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After bankrupting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something shorter.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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