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The Schweitzer's House attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Schweitzer's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to experience this attraction more than a minute preceeding everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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