Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Schweitzer's Home attraction as seen from the top of the moon
April 8, 1990
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Saunter through Schweitzer's home, lose yourself in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- If traveling with a large group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, garish makeup, or bowel, clothing, chin, nasal, or hair complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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