Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Schweitzer's Home show during refurbishment
February 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Schweitzer's home, rummage in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this show second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or romantic, tongue, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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