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The Schweitzer's Home attraction, violently considered to be the premier available attraction at Disneyland
August 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (by "The Bug" gossip column, 1974)
Pass through Schweitzer's home, poke in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might attack your friends.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your pot to not be scarred for life.
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature adults.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Schweitzer's Home "alternative" experience.
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