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The Schweitzer's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
June 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Schweitzer's condo, see what's in her jewelry box, and disarm her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or elbow, neck, attention-span, hip, ankle, or social problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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