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Above: Mary Blair's brick-resting photo of Schweitzer's Condo
September 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X and a third dollars (from "Classic Banana" editor)
Walk through Schweitzer's condo, roll around in his laundry, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of misplaced Playboy playmates.
- After heaping this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 47".
- Guest in front must be at least 38" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or back, inner ear, or nasal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your head and persons (in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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