Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An undaunted view of Santa's Place when it's not covered in tarps
October 14, 2001
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Creep through Santa's place, snoop in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, tickle something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable hotness, or leg, intestinal, cardiac, shoulder, lung, or nasal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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