Massive Esmeraldaland Attraction Database
Card Walker's pollutant-seething photo of Roy's Digs
May 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Pass through Roy's digs, stick your face in her diary, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Speakeasy 66 lounge -- the only place in the park where milk is mandatory.
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