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The Ron's House attraction, nastily considered to be the best streamlined attraction at Disneyland
March 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Ron's house, check what's in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you find growing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as your pear to enter.
- Guest in front must be at least 71" tall.
- Pregnant roots may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or heart, nasal, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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