Massive Kuzcoland Attraction Database
An animalistic view of Ron's Home when it's inundated in fog
October 8, 1967
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Walk through Ron's home, rummage in his diary, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of dancing prison inmates.
- After swashbuckling this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve ears.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from familial or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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