Massive Secretariatland Attraction Database
The Ron's Condo attraction during construction
January 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional young adults:
Eight thumbs up
Pass through Ron's condo, roll around in her phone book, and throw a penny in her reflecting pool.
- If this is your first visit to Secretariatland, you won't want to ride this attraction at least once.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- The letters in "Ron's Condo" can be scrambled to spell "N Noc'dorso."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Abu when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
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